Frank Burnet

Camelot, the company that runs the National Lottery in the UK, uses the by-line Serving Nations’ Dreams but the reality is a little different.

Scratch cards are the second most popular form of gambling in the UK. The heaviest users amongst the employed are manual workers and their families [30% of this group] and the heaviest users of all are the unemployed [32% of this group][1]. Anyone over the age of 16 can buy cards

One disabled man spent his life savings £60,000 0n scratch cards over six months.

Scratch cards are bought at a retail outlet along with other purchases and quickly discarded if they are not a winner

What are the purchasers imagining as they scratch off the thin film that conceals their fate? Do they conjure up something that they have always wanted or just hope they will at least get their money back?

For most players their card will be a loser. I became interested in whether how they felt at that moment was reflected in what they did with the card so I began collecting discarded cards in about a 100 yard radius of my local scratch card sales point, which happened to be a Londis Supermarket. I  have over the last year picked up over 500 cards with a potential face value of over 100 million pounds.  Some of these cards have been torn very systematically into fragments, some have been just been torn in half, others have been crumpled, but most are just discarded intact.

I have come to see my collection as bundles of discarded dreams.

I have now used some of the cards as part of the building materials for an imagined Camelot [renamed Looselot]. Torn up cards form an insurmountable curtain wall around a golden castle. Outside these walls is a shanty town of make shift shelters.

The piece has already been displayed at an event in the studio in which I created it and at the University of Kent in  both venues it generated lively discussion of amongst other things:

• Is the National Lottery a stealth tax?
• Do “Players” understand the real odds of winning? These appear to be exaggerated on the reverse side of the cards which state:

OVERALL  ODDS OF WINNING ARE APPROXIMATELY I IN 4 .

• Should the poorest people in the UK be subsidising the leisure activities of the richest through the National Heritage Fund?
• Is it ethical for the State to draw people into a potentially addictive and expensive activity?

Looselot also featured this year at the Edinburgh Festival in a show called the Castle Builders.

I am now in the process of developing other pieces made from discarded scratchcards, including models of luxury items which people crave, like sports cars, speed boats and trips to Disneyland.

FRB

[1] Gambling Commission Report 2010 and 2014

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Its always great to perform at this Festival. I increase the average age of the contributors substantially just by taking part. Many of them entered science communication through Famelab, a talent contest that challenges scientists to take some aspect of science to a public audience in under three minutes which I played a part in launching back in 2005.

The programme note about my show at the Festival this year  is here

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Had a reason to trawl back through my Archives and came across some articles written before the www took hold and published in The Biochemist which I edited from 1992 to 2001.

I thought some of them might make you smile in the most depressing season of the year.

The first “Impressions of a Meeting”was published in 1992 and featured some brilliant cartoons by Daniel Postgate  [Bagpuss’ father’s son] that poked a little fun at some of the characters I had encountered at Conferences. I would be very interested to know if they are all alive and well, and also whether any new characters have joined the menagerie

The American Showman

Dress cool and casual. Research group credits took two slides to complete. Talked with studied ease, whilst drinking mineral water from a bottle. Science awesome costing somewhere in the range of the Gross National Products of the countries of several of participants. Communicated a strong sense of being part of a small international band of experts who spend high percents of their time in each other’s  company starring at exotic locations around the world. Trailed parts of the talks that  members of this in-crowd would give with asides like “David has some great new data on this”

Everything he talked about was either in press or being prepared for submission to THE journal; tended to be coy about these pieces of  information. Presentation was a full performance often including a few joke slides or puns.

Strategy for answering questions was to label any question however crass as very interesting and then refer to a string of papers published in the last few days that showed conclusively that their interrogator was a complete clown

The Air Commodore

Dress: lounge suit. Manner: that of headmaster addressing morning assembly. Often worked in a clinical area. Presentational style adapted from that used to brief bomber pilots during the War. Always referred to colleagues by their correct titles and tended to convey the impression that he was not in the least surprised that his data failed to agree with that of his overseas colleagues. Treated with great deference by the Chair, answered questions crisply, and from a great height.

The Insomniacs Dream

Dress : Tidy. Manner: deferential. Read in a monologue from a script. Tendency to mutter “Next slide please”, even though they were holding the remote control. Avoided eye contact with the audience at all costs. Paused from time to time to wave the laser pointer at slides that would have taken Einstein a quarter of an hour to understand whilst mumbling things like”as is obvious from the seven columns on the extreme right” Audience too dazed and baffled to ask questions.

New Age Plant Expert

Dress: Ideal for Hiking. Beard of nature reserve proportions. Eyes of great intensity. Worked in a well equipped shed. Audio-visuals various including unexpected single words on the blackboard and wordy slides interspersed with multi-coloured, animation packed moments when he reached the bit that had attracted commercial sponsors. Tended to respond to questions after a long pause, often answered an entirely different one.

Dr Jargon

Dress: Jeans and button down shirt. Manner, someone who was a good deal older than they looked. Subject invariably Molecular Biology. Presentation appeared to consist of a random recitation of acronyms laced with the odd pronoun and a very rare verb which had been a noun in an earlier and less confusing incarnation. Some phrases seemed to have been deliberately invented because they combined a pun with a particularly bizarre image. The award winner talked casually about “Walking off the end of a YAC” Questions tended to be even less comprehensible since they came from the only other person on the planet who knew what the talk had been about.

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Once upon a time I dreamt of teaching in Italian. It has never quite happened although stumbling conversations with long pauses while I try to engage  my neuro-language gear are possible

Fortunately, I can work with young kids in the guise of them teaching me Italian whilst I brush up their English. Italian primary schools have next to no science in the curriculum so you get a big welcome if you can fill in a little of that gap.

For more got to

http://scuolaborgoantico.blogspot.it/2014/02/scienze-in-inglese.html

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